What makeup can do

OmG! I found this crazy talented makeup artist on Milk/Signe's blog, and I had to double check what I was looking at. Tutorials for how to completely transform yourself with the help of makeup. This stuff is off the hook!

Same girl in all pictures! The first picture is of Promise Phan as Princess Jasmine from Aladdin (my favorite!!!) and the next one is a Pocahontas look.

The bottom right picture is Promise Phan without makeup.

Can you guess the rest?

Watch Promise Phan do the Avatar look here, and a Taylor Swift look here. (I know no one want's to look like Taylor Swift, but apart from that it's amazing how close she gets to looking like her!) 

As bad as it gets

This weekend I had my friend from Finland over, and I've spent the days laughing my pants off. The best weekend in a loooong time! So this post is not for the week hearted, I just wanted to show some of the reasons for all the laughter.

I present you photobooth at it's worts. Be afraid, be very afraid...!

 It all started when I just wanted to take a nice bf photo. But just after two pictures it escalated and got totally out of control. Should have known...

Our trips to psycho space. 

And then it got worse. This is what I will look like in my next life, as a bulldog.

 I have to go to the extremes to find my chin. But I have one!

 I look like Ursula from the little mermaid. Maybe this is what Tyra banks refers to when she want's "ugly-pretty"...no?

The best bf photo. Nuf' said.

Malin went home today and it sucks. 

Come back to me! If only you knew...

But after seeing how pretty my roommate looks in the world of genuine nut cases, I'll have to force her to join me yet again for some botoboothing.

Look alikes

I never knew I looked like Kissie, but apparently I do. I'm gonna go into the tub now with a knife. Don't come and get me.

Check out her enormously inspiring blog here.

After you Mr. Bass

Look what I found (surfing around on the internet)! Proof of that my eos lip balm is the shit.

That don't impress me much

Do you remember Shania Twains all-leopard too much look? I do, and in my eyes that outfit failed, big time! Even way back then, when outfits like that were thought of as cool (?!?!). You would have thought that we all had learned something from that tragedy, but oh no. Look what I came a cross;

The cover of Vogue Latin America July issue;

(Love the hair though!)

But why...?? A latex looking hat to go with that? Again; why?

Don't get me wrong, I love leopard print! You have even seen me nomerous of times in leopard print. I had even begun to think something like the more the merrier. But thanks to this, I know remember that some things remain in the "too much" category...forever.

Topshop makeup

Topshop has launched a makeup-line, and you can buy it online, if you like me, don't live in th UK.

But here are the things I would buy, if I had the money that is...

Nailpolis, big surprize huh? :)

Asshole Vulkano

Typical, so typical! The only trip I had planned for like forever, is now cancelled! I now believe that I'll never get to see Istanbul! And will I get my money refunded? Well no one knows. G-R-E-A-T !

Peepers creepers

This post is not fashion related, in any way, I just need to let out some steam…

I was talking to my mother, not to long ago, and she told me what was going on back home. My parents live on a safe, kid-friendly street, where the neighbours look out for each other and lend cups of sugar to each other when needed. There has been a rumour for quite some time that there have been some observations of creepy activity. Someone had seen someone who told someone who told my mother that a peeper was lurking through windows when not watched. And yes, this was true. Their neighbour, the last house on the street, busted the guy. The lady of the house was taking her regular evening bath, and happened to look out the window, and who was that looking in through the window?! The goddamn peeper! They went outside, and saw tracks in the snow, that clearly indicated that he had been there numerous occasions, and the basterd had even brought a chair with him for his own convenience. WTF? The police was contacted, but as usual they found it more important to stop people speeding on the highway…

For those of you who don’t know what a peeper is, let me enlighten you. A peeper is a person who likes to look through your window for his or her sexual pleasure. He or she might like to see you shower, or take a leak, or take a …, or clip your toenails… whatever! It’s gross, creepy, and there is no excuse for that kind of behaviour! I would like to say to all you peepers out there, seriously, get a life! There’s free porn on the internet, if you hadn’t noticed! Welcome to the 21st century, jeez.

Plastic fantastic!

Heidi Montag...Pratt...well the other half of Speidi. Where should I start :)? Well, I just wanted to talk about my recent discovery, Heidi Montags plastic surgery. I was aware that she has had some work done before, like her nose for example, but now she’s gone totally overboard.

I have very mixed feelings for Heidi. I liked her in the beginning of The Hills. But then came Spencer, and downhill it went, fast! But even if I disliked her for not seeing the evil in Spencer, I still loved the way she looked. She was actually a blond I preferred. I thought she was pretty before, but then she got her nose fixed and dyed her hair playboy blonde. I actually thought, amazing as it is, that she was SO PRETTY! Take a look yourself.

Yes, not only had she her nose done, she had her boobs done aswell. She now has a tripple D. I have no comment on that. But this is a picture of the first Heidi, and the secon version of her (my favourite version).

But isn't She pretty? I thought she was perfect. 

But noooo, now she want's to look like playboy Paris Hilton. HerClose up...she has kind of a lazy eye going on…I hope for her sake that it's post surgery swollenness.

So sad, but oh so true. This is Heidi "not addicted to surgery" Montag today.

I vote for the picture on the left. What do you think?

Close up...she has kind of a lazy eye going on…I hope for her sake that it's post surgery swollenness.

And for those of you who don’t know who Heidi Montag is, take a look at this video. And if not for the interest in the subject, then for pure amusement.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HjyMvG4Aec&feature=related

And in this video, she actually talks about inner beauty. Thihiii, seriously, check it out!

And in this interview with Access Hollywood., she talks about what she had done. I think it’s worth your time…;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y97VvzKaNpA&feature=related

She kinda looks like Jade, Brodys’ girlfriend, from The Hills. Not an improvement...

Plastic makes perfect, or does it?

Gone with the wind

Alexander The Master McQueen, RIP!

Why he chose to do what he did, I don’t know, but he will be missed!

Socks in sandals

If someone says socks in sandals, I would say no no NO! But apparently they now are go go go! I remember when my mom showed me a picture of her in the 80’s. She was wearing some hideous shorts and bare legs. It was in the summer, and in hot France, yet she still had put socks in her high heeled sandals. I laughed in her face and asked if they didn’t have mirrors in the 80’s (if you would see pictures of my mom from the 80’s, you really might think that the mirror wasn’t invented yet, honest mistake!). She just told me it was fashion. I was like yeah right.

Look at me now, I think socks in sandals are great! It was Burberry Prorsums draped collection that ploughed the way for socks in sandals, or so I think. Have a look, it’s nice YES?

                                                                     Burberry Prorsum

Socks in sandals on Kate Moss.

Its funny, when you write socks into the Google image bar, it automatically suggests –and sandals, as the first suggestion! That kinda made my day :)

The verdict is, socks and sandals can be friends after all. BUT, there are still some ground rules regarding socks in sandals. For example in cases like this (picture below); this should be punishable by law and lead to the electric chair! It does not have anything to do with being fashionable, but when people want to look like idiots and annoy the fuck out of their fellow people, it should not go unpunished!

                                                   

Even though you want to spice it up with some green socks or whatever, it’s just not right…